Nigerian soldier narrates how he dismissed a lady when she walked up to preach to him
A Nigerian soldier has narrated how he dismissed a lady who walked up to him to preach and invite him to her church.

Edward E Onoriode said he was at a car wash when the lady met him. He told her he wasn't interested in coming to her church but she tried to convince him. So he came up with a plan that shocked her into silence.

He wrote:

Yesterday, I went to the car wash to get my bus and wifey car washed. At the car wash, I met this young lady who also came to wash her car.

She walked up to me and we had the following conversation:

She: Good afternoon brother, hope I'm not bothering you?

Me: Good afternoon ma'am. Not at all, you ain't bothering me.

She: I actually want to share the word of God with you, hope you don't mind?

Me: Sorry ma'am. I'm not in the mood to listen to any preaching at the moment.

She: That's OK. Can I invite you to my church. It's not far from here. I'm sure you live around here, we are having a special program tomorrow and you're invited.

Me: "Smiles" I don't want to disappoint you. If I tell you I'll come, I lie. Believe me, I won't come.

She: Why?

Me: I won't come because I'm not a Christian, and I don't do church.

She: Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship with God, a way of life....and besides, everybody are invited to attend this special program be it Muslim, Hindu or any other religion.....

Me: I'm an Ogboni member and we're having a special occult program tonight probably by 1am. I'd be glad if you can avail yourself. Everyone is invited.

She:.....................

She was lost of words.
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She want me to attend her special church program but she can't avail herself to attend my own ogboni special occult program that will kick off by 1am. Yeye!!!

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